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MEGADITTOES IS OUT!

See the trailer for this groundbreaking, hard-hitting expose of the Tea Party Movement and its bizarre politics

The Film That Will End Conservatism Once And For All!

SPECIAL LNM ANNOUNCEMENT:

The "Take On The Tea Party Primary Tour" Is Underway!

That's right. In association with Joe Lyles, the maker of Megadittoes - The Tea Party Cult, LNM supports the tour that will take on the Tea Party in the GOP primary states. For details and reservations, go to the Take On The Tea Party Primary Tour website.

And join up with other Americans against the Tea Party at the Megadittoes facebook page. It's sweeping the nation like Christine O'Donnell's broom. Speaking of witch, there is always time for this:

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From our happy band of leftwingnoisemakers, it's no-holds-barred political blogging with rapiers and exacto-knives, the blogs that make smoke come out of the ears of conservatives

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Do you have what it takes be a leftwingnoisemaker? Then join us. Submit a blog entry that's original, articulate, cutting, and makes a conservative submit. It's as American as apple pie and Tomahawk Missiles. If you don't, a subliterate member of the Teaparty with a dysfunctional family and a Glock will become president

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Welcome to Tea-Party Occupied America.

After a short hiatus (lasting a little more than half a century), the Left-Wing Noise Machine™ is back and ready to rumble. Once again Real Americans™ can get breaking news and analysis from the nerve center of progressive thought and agitation, in our undisclosed location far outside the Chernobyl-like irradiated zone that is the lazy mainstream media. We frame the issues so that conservatives lose the debate before it even begins. Our motto: No Compromise in Defense of Progressivism.

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Sure, we’re flattered that the Right-Wing Noise Machine has been insisting we’ve been running the show for the past 30 years. But the unhappy fact is we haven’t. So now is as good a time as any to do so, given that half of our democracy has been overcome by the cheap labor conservative junta, along with what appears to be the banjo boy from Deliverance and his army of clones. Our staff of researchers and undercover journalists are upskirting all the usual suspects even as we speak: Congressional Republicans on the take (i.e., Congressional Republicans), the right-wing think tanks, and the loose confederation of disgruntled and put-upon millionaires and billionaires that constitute the modern conservative movement.

FEATURES

Features?   We got features. More features than the Right-Wing Noise Machine can stand:

     * The Conservative Meme du Jour

     * Conservative Quantum Weirdness

     * Weekly Flying Monkey Award

Did we mention that our purpose is to refudiate the pathology that is conservatism and wipe it off the North American continent?

It is.

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"Left Wing Noise Machine Launches 'Donation Drive' to Fight FOX"
-- The American Beacon, the Official Blog of the Conservative Report (and they mean "official")
              How did they find out?

"The Echo Chamber: Dailykos and the Left-Wing Noise Machine: How the Left Swiftboated America"
-- John Gibson.
             There we go again: Swiftboating was apparently our idea all along

"Dobbs has been under attack by the left-wing noise machine"
-- NewsBusters
               No rightwing talking head is safe from us

"This left wing noise machine is being run out of the White House.”
-- Redstate
              Yeah, baaaybee!

"Leftwing noise machine is targeting homes of Republican billionaires.”
-- Atlasshrugs.com

    Even the uberwealthy are powerless against us

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MEGADITTOES IS OUT! See the trailer for this groundbreaking, hard-hitting expose of the Tea Party Movement and its bizarre politics

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